WC Experience - Deutsche Loel


When I was standing in the rij by the ingang of our swimbad
A very dikke vent stands for my nose with a rug so big as a schildpad
I said, Hey You go away from my schoen, was stehe ich there zu bahlen
But he don't reageer that german guy and goes further mit bezahlen

Refrain:
There lauft ain Deutsche loel in my way
Ich push him aufzai but he gehes not away
There lauft ain Deutsche loel in my way
Du are ein Duetsche loel

A few days ago I sat in a bar and I was there flink aan 't heiBen
And plotseling I had kramp in d'n boik, I must erschrecklich scheiBen
So I said to the man die achter main staot; excus me but I must poepe
But he don't give a kick and looked over me how hard ich auch stond zu roepe

Refrain

In vakantietaid I was on the grens mit mein auto und mein tentje
And the Deutsche douane does moeilijk to me, I sad ich kille dich ventje
But he packs me beet and gives me a klap right between my oge
Dat was very sneu, de grens was ich beu and this year heb ik but gevloge

Refrain

If you are van plan oem nach deutschland zu go mussen sie one thing onthouwen
You can do what you want und essen what you like, but go never mit ein Deutschen trouwen
Because once upon a time you tref het verkeerd and you think I have it vurmekaore
Und when you upent die blouse of the girl, you see a big bos haore

Refrain (nog paar keer)